"...or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"

One of the minds behind Penny Arcade has recently been granted a child. Below is one of his musings on fatherhood:

He is an arresting creature, to be sure. As most of his movements are governed by animal reflexes and whatnot, he can't really be blamed for the lion's share of his activities. This being said, anytime a person pees in your mouth it is difficult not to see it as an insult.