What's worse than "Smelly Cat"?

Last night we were settling down to watch one of the two television shows we follow. As the TV turned on there was a repeat of Friends on and Phoebe had her guitar out. My son sees this and starts saying, "Song! Song!". Knowing it would probably be somewhat of an odd tune, but knowing the little boy would not care I figured we'd let him enjoy whatever she was about to sing. This was before the first line issued forth from the television...

"Jingle Bitch Screwed Me..." MUTE!