Einstein was a genius after all

Try your own!

The brilliance of sports commentary

We all know the vast majority of sports commentators have a collective IQ only measurable with a micrometer. To illustrate this I submit a quote from one of the numbskulls speaking during last night's figure skating event at the olympics. Just in case you don't know, the figure skating competition is in two parts, the short program and the long program. This particular speaker thought it necessary to differentiate between the two with this gem:

"The difference between the long program and the short program is the long program is longer."

This is why all physicists are nuts

I love this line: "Although a photon can occupy multiple places simultaneously, it can only make an actual appearance at one location."

This post was created by causing a superposition of a photon writing and not writing this post. I got information regarding the content of this post without ever writing it.

In short...

sirtin was here
sirtin was not here

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Just had to get that off my chest.

I'll take 2

Holy Freaking Plamsa Batman!

Out of Context quote of the "day"

"They are moving around 55km a year on average, which is a long way to hop if you are a toad," said Dr Phillips.

A good way to have your head explode...

I want one.

Is that a mink in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I think it's too warm in Houston, but perhaps Sloane needs one with all that snow.

more than meets the eye...

Isn't he cute?

New high bandwidth data transfer method suggested

Read on to see why SNAP is better than pigeons!

Brokeback to the Future

I may never be able to watch the Back to the Future movies the same way again.